• “Let's try to find ten good things to say about Albert Belle:
    10. So far as we know, he's never killed anyone.
    9. He is handsome, and built like a God.
    8. He played every game.
    7. He has never appeared on the Jerry Springer Show.
    6. He was an underrated base runner who was rarely caught stealing.
    5. He hasn't been arrested in several years.
    4. He is very bright.
    3. He works hard.
    2. He has never spoken favorably about Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, or any other foreign madman.
    1. The man could hit.”

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