You know how if you eat too many sweets you eventually throw up? Well, I think that's where I'm at with the paranormal romance genre. It just isn't for me anymore.Angels' Blood
is listed as an "urban fantasy with romance" - well, I'm here to tell you that if this is urban fantasy, I'm Donald Trump needlessly living out my writing fantasies by having a GR account as a girl named Lora.
It is ridiculous to call Angels' Blood
an urban fantasy. It has all of the classic PR traits: an oversexed, dangerously attractive
"hero" whose past issues account for his boorish attitude and make him oh so mysteriously erotic
; a cookie-cutter heroine with nothing interesting about her except that every male within a ten mile radius wants to bonk her
; a "romance" between said hero and heroine that wouldn't even exist if they both weren't so horny
; a paranormal "story" that is seriously overshadowed by myriad scenes of near sex encounters
, sexual innuendos and double entendres - and the aforesaid are all just the prelude to The Real Thing
Any chance that Singh might have had at writing a good, entertaining, well thought out UF series went right out the window when she chose to go the paranormal romance route; at least, IMHO.
hoping that this series would be reminiscent of the Fever series: a flawed heroine with a lot to learn but equal amounts of potential; a hero(?) that is mysterious and, yes, rude, but that has good reason for the way he is (albeit unknown to the reader as of yet); and, most of all, a world that is intriguing and maybe (dare I hope?) semioriginal. IMO, you get none of that with Singh's Angels' Blood
In Singh's Guild Hunter series, the entire world's population is not only aware of angels, they are also ruled by them. Angels are Top Dog
. All government officials - be they mayors or presidents, ambassadors or prime minesters - are just for show, apparantly.
This idea actually sounded appealing to me - except
- it is all abandoned for countless scenes of sexual tension and talk of how panties-melting Raphael is.
It also bothered me that it is set in our current world; for some reason I've never been able to like something where the author has created a completely different existence for people in the present. I don't know what you would call this besides an alternate universe, but it seriously irritates me.
Also, there is no explanation for where the angels come from, their origins, who made them - only that they are "all powerful" and have been in existence for eons.
And if you extracted all of the passages dedicated to fawning over
Raphael's "menacing gaze
" and the sentences about how "lethally attractive
" (Yes! He's so attractive you'll DIE
if you look at him too long! "Help me! I'm dying and swooning at the same time! It's a horrible juxtaposition!"
) he is, you'd literally end up with half of Angels' Blood
. There is that
much page time spent on how he looks and the affect
he has on Elena.
The thing is, I sincerely tried
; I tried to ignore the endless sexual interludes and references to Raphael's scorching masculinity in order to attempt to find an actual plot
somewhere in the mess; I tried to give Angels' Blood
the benefit of the doubt because I figure that the urban fantasy genre will only become more sex oriented as people (women) continue to purchase this type of "literature."
But, in the end, I have to be honest and say that I'm looking for an actual story
with some depth
and world building
and character development
as apposed to just a sh!tload of halfway sex scenes that lead up to The Real Thing
And, whenever the story does
finally start to gain some focus, it's basically just a lot of macabre scenes with people strung up with their entrails taken out.
It was like I kept getting slapped in the face with sex sex sex
and then gore gore gore
. And there's even a reference to necrophilia!
Bottom line, Angels' Blood
just wasn't for me.