Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

By Jarod Kintz

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This book of love quotes contains wisdom that came directly from God to me during a dream I had when I was still in the womb. In the dream there were Angels, Demons, and Satan disguised as a leafy salad. God was there also, encouraging me to eat healthier. I nearly ate Satan, and this is the moment when The Revelation came. 
God knew the world is a dark place, and seeing a This book of love quotes contains wisdom that...

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(first published 2011)

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Quotes From "Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91."

"Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
"If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
"To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
"I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep."
"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."
"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.

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