Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

By Jarod Kintz

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This book of love quotes contains wisdom that came directly from God to me during a dream I had when I was still in the womb. In the dream there were Angels, Demons, and Satan disguised as a leafy salad. God was there also, encouraging me to eat healthier. I nearly ate Satan, and this is the moment when The Revelation came. 
God knew the world is a dark place, and seeing a This book of love quotes contains wisdom that...

Book details

2012

(first published 2011)

Edition Language
English

Quotes From "Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91."

"Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
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"If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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"To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
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"I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep."
"Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
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"I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
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"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."
"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
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