At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

By Jarod Kintz

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I wrote half this book (the left half) while I was asleep, and I wrote the other half (the top half) while daydreaming. So here we have a case where two halves equal one quarter, which is about what this book is worth—give or take 25 cents. 


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2012
Edition Language
English

Quotes From "At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it."

"Just because I liked something at one point in time doesn’t mean I’ll always like it, or that I have to go on liking it at all points in time as an unthinking act of loyalty to who I am as a person, based solely on who I was as a person. To be loyal to myself is to allow myself to grow and change, and challenge who I am and what I think. The only thing I am for sure is unsure, and this means I’m growing, and not stagnant or shrinking."
"I want to be the kind of person that kind people like and want to be like."
"I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate."
"I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour."
"Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic."
"Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows."
"It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Always arrange a sentence so you appear to be fearless, when in fact you are far less than fearless—you are clueless."
"A Kiss is a terrible name for a piece of chocolate shaped like a water droplet, because kisses are hot and would melt chocolate—even if it is wearing an astronaut suit made out of tinfoil."

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