"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed."
"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time"
"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."