“If anything bad happens to you, I’m going to tell everyone I killed you myself. I’ll probably get a medal.”
“F--- that," she interrupted. "If everyone always waited till they felt ready, we'd all still be fish living on trees.”
“The universe loves to kick,” Fergus said. “Sometimes, I think it’s just checking that we’re still alive.”
“Stairs, Fergus thought, should be outlawed on all civilized worlds. Or at least they should not be the sole means of vertical travel in any structure over five stories tall.”
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