Quotes by Steve Whitmore

"Negotiating the Goodreads interface is like returning a giraffe's eyelashes to their follicles after a Napalm attack using only a rolling pin and a bucket."

Books by Steve Whitmore

Steve  Whitmore
  • Steve Whitmore

  • Born: El Midlandio-sans-mer, The United Kingdom.

  • Description: My fantasy comes bundled with plenty of width to make up for the absence of height. Shallow suburban stuff is where I'm at, with the occasional interstellar sci-fi crisis spooned into the mix alongside dredgings from the swamp of myth. Sometimes it's funny and sometimes it's dark -- mostly it's both at the same time.