Seth Grahame-Smith Quotes

• “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”

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• “Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others”

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• “Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"
  Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.”

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• “There are but two types of men who desire war: those who haven’t the slightest intention of fighting it themselves, and those who haven’t the slightest idea what it is. … Any man who has seen the face of death knows better than to seek him out a second time.”

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• “Without death,' he answered, 'life is meaningless. It is a story that can never be told. A song that can never be sung. For how would one finish it?”

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• “Of all the weapons she had commanded, Elizabeth knew the least of love; and of all the weapons in the world, love was the most dangerous.”

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• “The day Henry made a choice... that some men are just too interesting to die.”

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• “Of all the weapons in the world, love is the most dangerous.”

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• “The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.”

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• “Living men are bound by time... Thus, their lives have an urgency. This gives them ambition. Makes them choose those things that are most important, cling more tightly to that which they hold dear. Their lives have seasons, and rites of passage, and consequences. And ultimately, an end. But what of a life with no urgency? What then of ambition? What then of love?”

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• “put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there”

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• “Elizabeth and
  Darcy merely looked at one another in awkward silence, until the latter reached both arms around
  her. She was frozen-"What does he mean to do?" she thought. But his intentions were
  respectable, for Darcy merely meant to retrieve his Brown Bess, which Elizabeth had affixed to
  her back during her walk. She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to
  him. "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?" He reached out and closed her hand around them, and offered,
  "They belong to you, Miss Bennet." Upon this, their colour changed, and they were forced to look
  away from one another, lest they laugh.”

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• “No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.”

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• “Thank you, sir, but I am perfectly content being the bride of death.”

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• “Elizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head.”

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• “Real power comes not from hate, but from truth.”

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• “I fear that a life of death has made me numb to both.”

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• “The more precious His gift, the more anxious God for its return.”

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• “I would much prefer their minds to be engaged in the deadly arts than clouded with dreams of marriage and fortune, as your own so clearly is!”

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• “Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham; to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot even see”

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• “Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do; for I shall not have my best warrior resigned to the service of a man who is fatter than Buddha and duller than the edge of a learning sword.”

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• “On the contrary, there is something pleasing about his mouth when he
  speaks. And there is something of dignity in the way his trousers cling to those most English parts
  of him.”

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• “Contrary to his infallibly "honest" image, Abe wasn't above lying so long as it served a noble purpose.”

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• “Some people say "if we split up,we can cover more ground"-with blood”

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• “Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.”

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