Quotes by Milton Berle

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door"
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"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
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"Laughter is an instant vacation."
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"I'd rather be a 'could-be' if I cannot be an 'are' because a 'could-be' is a 'maybe' who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a 'has-been' than a 'might-have-been' by far; for a 'might-have-been' has never been, but a 'has' was once an 'are."
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"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."
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Books by Milton Berle

  • 100 Years, 100 Stories
  • 271 ratings
  • September 15th 1996 by Publishing Mills, Inc., The

    (first published January 26th 1996)

  • Earthquake
  • 0 ratings
  • December 5th 2018 by Valmy Publishing
Milton Berle
  • Milton Berle

  • Date of birth: July 12, 1908
  • Died: March 27, 2002
  • Born: in New York, New York, The United States.

  • Description: Mendel "Milton Berle" Berlinger was an Emmy-winning American comedian and actor. As the manic host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater from 1948–1955, he was the first major star of television and as such became known as Uncle Miltie or Mr. Television to millions during TV's golden age.

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