Lisi Harrison Quotes

• “Are you a female dog?"
  "What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
  "Because you are acting like a real bitch!”

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• “Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.
  "Huh? No. I mean, I don't know," Claire said.
  "Then why are you all up in my grill?" Massie said through her teeth.”

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• “Sorry, No conprendo I don't speak Loser.”

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• “The Clique: The only thing harder then getting in is staying in.”

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• “Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?”

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• “One by one, drops fell from her eyes like they were on an assembly line - gather, fall, slide...gather, fall, slide...each one commemorating something she had lost. Hope. Faith. Confidence. Pride. Security. Trust. Independence. Joy. Beauty. Freedom. Innocence.”

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• “She didn't mind a little rain. At least no one would see her cry.”

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• “Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked.
  "No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
  "Then why do you think I give a crap?”

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• “Are you a peice of Saran Wrap?
  No
  Well then why are you acting so clingy?”

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• “Am I a vampire?" Massie asked.
  "Huh?" Alicia asked.
  "Then why are you keeping me in the dark?”

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• “I heart that”

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• “Truth is beauty”

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• “Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!”

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• “Is my name V?
  No...
  Then why would I follow U?”

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• “Bean, what's one step worse then a fashion don't?....a fashion don't even THINK about it.”

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• “EH.MA.GAWD.”

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• “Loser loser
  Double loser
  whatever
  as if
  get the picture
  DUH!”

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• “Don't ever tell anyone where you bought something. If you get a complement say, "Thank you. I got it in Europe.”

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• “One question:do you want to hang ten or BE a ten?"-Massie Block”

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• “Why limit yourself to just one best friend?”

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• “If at first you don't succeed, You're not an Alpha”

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• “This is our big chance to see what people think of us. The real us. We have to show em there's nothing to be afraid of. If we don't get over our fears, they never will.”

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• “Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?”

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• “We're doing the Twyla, not Twilight, so stop sucking!”

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• “This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!”

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