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• “I'll bet you could make a woman throw out all her toys”

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• “Tayla cursed under her breath. "I was just explaining to Eidolon that Sin is a Smurfette."
  Wraith swung his big body around to study Sin with blue eyes that were very different from Shade's, E's. and Lore's. Sin's, too. "Nah. Smurfette is way hotter."
  "What the fuck is a Smurfette?" Eidolon was seriously getting annoyed now.
  "There's this cartoon called The Smurfs," Tayla explained, slowly, as though Eidolon were the child here.
  "They're these little blue people, and they're all male. But one day a female shows up. She shouldn't exist, but she does."
  Eidolon considered that for a second. "How did she get there?"
  "An evil wizard named Gargamel made her," Tayla said. "In a lab or something."
  "So you're suggesting that an evil wizard made Sin?"
  "Of course not, silly. I'm just saying she's a Smurfette. A lone female amongst males."
  Eidolon frowned. "Did the Smurfette mate with the males?"
  "Dude." Wraith grimaced. "It's a cartoon.”

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• “Congratulations on the new spawn, by the way."
  "Well," Gem said, "that was better than what Wraith said." She lowered her voice and did an imitation of Wraith. "Way cool about the fuck-trophy.”

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• “Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too.”

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• “So,uh, where am I, exactly ? And what do you plan on doing with me ?"
  "You're at Underworld General Hospital. As you can probably guess, we specialize in nonhuman medical care. Our location is secret, so don't ask."
  "UGH ? Your hospital is called 'ugh' ? Oh, that's precious.”

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• “You can't truly hate someone you've loved. You can only hurt.”

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• “I've got a mind to turn you over my knee and spank the spoiled hell out of you”

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• “Wow." Sin said, her high-heeled boots clacking on the floor as she approached. " I didn't expect a party or anything, but I figured you might be able to handle a hi."
  "I'm serious" , he gritted. "Get out."
  "Well, you know what ?" She tied her hair up in a knot. "I would, except that you fucking bonded me to you or something, and I need to borrow your dick for a minute.”

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• “...and horror of horrors, he realized that he was experiencing some sort of a crush.
  
  He needed to kill something.”

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• “All I ever had before you was nightmares. But now I dream. Because of you.”

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• “The entire hospital seemed to go still, watching and waiting, and what the hell was up with Sin and guys on horses anyway? "Well, who is he?"
  
  "War."
  
  Con stared at her. "War. Just...War. What kind of name is that?" Nope, not jealous at all of muscle-bound handsome guy.
  
  "Yeah, you know, the original War. Second Horseman of the Apocalypse?"
  
  Con nearly swallowed his fucking tongue. Everyone else in the ER scrambled backward. Even Eidolon backed up a step as the guy swung down from the horse. Christ, standing, the guy was damned near seven feet tall.
  
  "Sin," he said in an impossibly deep voice. He approached her, bent to kiss her cheek, and Con bristled.
  
  "Big horse," Con ground out. "Compensating much?”

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• “Yeah," he grount out. "I nailed her."
  "Where?" Luc always wanted the dirty details.
  "Stockroom. Pay up."
  Luc snorted and reached for his wallet. "I really got taken on this one , didn't I?" He handed over four hundreds and five twenties.
  "Yeah, well, you can have the last laugh once the Sem brothers catch up with me. Seems she's their sister."
  "Dude." Luc streched out the word and then whistled, low and long. "Nice knowing you. So, will it at least have been worth it? Being gutted by Shade, I mean. Was she good ?"
  His body heated as though remembering. And wanting again.
  "Of course I was."
  Fuck. Con spun around to find Sin standing there, hands on hips and fury in her expression. Like a kid caught stealing candy, he whipped the money behind his back. She looked at him as if he was an idiot and grabbed his arm, briging it around.
  "It's not what you think," he said lamely, because it was exactly what she thought.
  "Really? So that big asshole behind you didn't bet you five hundred bucks that you couldn't fuck me ?"
  "Ah..."
  "That's what I thought. You dick. How stupid do you think I am ? Your name really fits you , Con." She snatched the money from him, took two hundreds and three twenties, and thrust the remaining two hundred and forty dollars back into his hand. Then, smiling broadly, she punched him in the shoulder. "Next time you make a bet like that, don't cheat me out of my half. I owe you a ten."
  She winked and left him, jaw-dropped and gaping, as she sauntered away.”

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• “The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.”

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• “Man who hates cats is insecure, but a man who likes them is one worth keeping. If he can appreciate a cat, he can appreciate a strong, independent woman.”

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• “What does she look like?" Sin asked.
  "Like she'd look good on a mattress."
  Sin jammed her fists on her hips. "That tells me nothing, and aren't you mated?"
  "I'm also a sex demon. I didn't go blind when I took a mate.”

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• “Sin Fever," Wraith chimed in with a little too much enjoyment.
  Sin Fever? They'd named the fucking disease after her? Bastards.”

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• “You're been out a few hours. E and I have been taking turns staying with you. Tayla's here. And Gem. Luc. Kynan. Reaver. Our other brother, but he's in chains. He's also a total dick. You'll like him." (Shade telling Wraith)”

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• “Piss me off again and I'll rip you a new asshole and then fuck it. And that's just the foreplay.”

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• “And, ah, who are you?
  What Horseman, I mean.”
  Thanatos swung around. “Death.”
  Cara swallowed. Audibly. “As in, the Grim Reaper?”
  He snorted. “That poser.”

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• “I'm not going to pass out—”
  
  He cut her off with a kiss. “If you did, I'd catch you.”

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• “What's going on?" Kynan asked
  Luc smiled, which was little more than a baring of his teeth. "She's a warg. She knows I know, but I'm guessing her human buddies don't know. She's afraid I'll tell."
  "Are you going to?"
  "That depends."
  "On what?"
  Luc's voice dropped an octave. "Whether or not she gives me what I want."
  "And that is?"
  "Fifteen minutes. Naked."
  "That's blackmail."
  Luc snorted. "Wargs call it negotiation."
  "So you want fifteen minutes...what will she want?"
  "With me?" Luc winked. "Two hours.”

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• “This is needle-in-haystack shit. And the haystack is made of needles. On a needle planet.”

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• “As Con and Sin approached the Harrowgate, it flashed and a tank of a blood-bay stallion leaped out, scattering staff and patients. Atop the horse sat a massive male in hard leather armor. His hair was short, reddish brown, and his eyes were black as Sin's.
  
  "What the hell are you doing?" Eidolon shouted, but the big male swiveled his head and focused his gaze on Sin with such intensity that Con stiffened.
  
  "Why is he looking at you like that?"
  
  "I...ah..." She slid him a timid glance. "I sort of slept with him once."
  
  Con took a deep breath and tried to rein in his desire to rip out the horse guy's throat. "Where'd you find him? EviLove.com?”

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• “No bra,” he said against her mouth. “Thank you. I hate those things. Dumbest human invention. Ever.”

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• “There's no sense drawing attention to yourself, Li."
  
  "Hellooooo. I'm aHorseman of the Apocalypse, and I'm betrothed to the most infamous, most powerful demon in existence. I couldn't draw more attention to myself i I wore Lady Gaga's meat dress to a PETA convention.”

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