"It was like the Justice League of Super Heroes but instead it was the Justice League of Hot Guys."
"And into the darkness, to his sleeping woman, he whispered, “You don’t know this, baby, but some men have dream women too."
"We've hit the hot guy motherlode."
"I figured the Nightingale Investigations job application form had the question "Are you hot? Yes. No. If you answered no, please exit the building."
"Then you shouldn't have thrown her away when she was your wife. Now she ain't. Now she's somethin' to me and I don't let men I don't like get close to her and I gotta tell you man, I do not like you."