Josh Stern Quotes

• “Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..'
  
  I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over”

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• “The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one”

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• “Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings”

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• “Most of us need something not to walk away from”

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• “Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle”

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• “If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....”

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• “Some Women have this thermogenic effect on you, even after they've left, you can still breathe her scent, feel her electricity & be stunned”

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• “If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody”

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• “The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1”

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• “There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label”

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• “Manners without sincerity, is called polite society”

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• “It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing”

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• “If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator”

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• “Who enjoys life more? Well to start with, definitely the Living”

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• “Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette”

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• “I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance”

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• “Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert”

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• “When she says 'I've never done this before" she just means with you”

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• “Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it in summer school”

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• “The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard”

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• “A watched pot never boils.... but it does develop paranoia”

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• “If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse”

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• “My greatest fault is trying to stuff the baggage of an impossible situation into the trunk of an elegant solution”

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• “the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner”

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• “I hate cutting my wrists while shaving”

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