Quotes by Jody Gehrman

"I despise the rituals of fake friendship. I wish we could just claw each other's eyes out and call it a day; instead we put on huge radiant smiles and spout compliments until our teeth hurt from the saccharine sweetness of it all."
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"Are you mad?" I ask.
"I was." He glances at the ceiling then back at me. "Or confused, anyway. The whole thing threw me through for a loop. I thought I'd finally met a guy at Underwood I could relate to, and it turns out he wasn't a guy at all."
I swallow. "I can see how that would be weird."
"In a way though, I was relieved."
"Relieved?" I echo. "Why?"
He looks around embarrased. "Let's just say you had me questioning my sexual orientation."
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"If he’s just not into you anymore, then buy yourself a cute pair of shoes and strut your fabulousness elsewhere."
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"I tried all kinds of approaches: sexy, friendly, intimidating—nothing worked. I’m starting to think there’s an invisible force field that prevents honest communication between X and Y chromosomes."
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"I guess sometimes it takes a while for the heart to get the memo from the brain."
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Books by Jody Gehrman

  • The Girls Weekend
  • 3,577 ratings
  • August 11th 2020 by Crooked Lane Books

    (first published July 7th 2020)

  • Watch Me
  • 970 ratings
  • January 23rd 2018 by Griffin

    (first published January 18th 2018)

  • Tart
  • 617 ratings
  • June 28th 2005 by Red Dress Ink
Jody Gehrman
  • Jody Gehrman

  • Date of birth: September 22
  • Born: in Santa Rosa, CA, The United States.

  • Description: Jody Gehrman is a native of Northern California, where she can be found writing, teaching, reading, or obsessing over her three cats most days. She is also the author of eleven novels and numerous award-winning plays. Her debut suspense novel, Watch Me, was published by St. Martin's Press. Her other adult novels are Bombshell, Notes from the Backseat, Tart, and Summer in the Land of Skin. Her Young Adult novels include The Truth About Jack, Audrey's Guide to Black Magic, Audrey's Guide to Witchcraft, Babe in Boyland, Confessions of a Triple Shot Betty, and Triple Shot Bettys in Love. Babe in Boyland was optioned by the Disney Channel and won the International Reading Association's Teen Choice Award. Her plays have been produced or had readings in Ashland, New York, San Francisco, Chicago and L.A. She and her partner David Wolf won the New Generation Playwrights Award for their one-act, Jake Savage, Jungle P.I. She is a professor of Communication at Mendocino College.

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