Quotes by Jen Lancaster

"I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom."
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"If you're anorexic, you're doing it wrong."

I swat him with a dish towel. "No, no, I mean anorexics look in the mirror, and even if they're eighty pounds, they still see a fat girl. I'm a hundred pounds heavier than I was in high school, my veins are full of creme fraiche, and yet I look in the mirror, take in the hair and makeup, and think, Damn, baby, you fiiine."
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"You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening to kick them until they're dead."
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"I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement."
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"Owning a dog is slightly less expensive than being addicted to crack."
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Books by Jen Lancaster

  • Pretty in Plaid
  • 16,897 ratings
  • May 5th 2009 by NAL

    (first published April 4th 2009)

  • If You Were Here
  • 9,361 ratings
  • May 3rd 2011 by NAL

    (first published April 13th 2011)

  • I Regret Nothing
  • 5,564 ratings
  • May 5th 2015 by NAL

    (first published January 1st 2015)

Jen Lancaster
  • Jen Lancaster

  • Born: The United States.

  • Description: Jen Lancaster is the author of her own memoirs including: as Bitter is the New Black, Bright Lights, Big Ass, Such A Pretty Fat, Pretty in Plaid, My Fair Lazy, and the newest: Jeneration X. She has also dabbled with fiction in her first book, If You Were Here.

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