J.D. Nixon Quotes

• “If it has ever been your fantasy to have a tall sexy Viking smothering you, let me tell you it's nowhere near as much fun as it initially sounds”

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• “Police!” I yelled out, briefly flashing my library card.”

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• “Well, the recipe said 180 degrees for forty-five minutes,”

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• “Just answer the questions so I can get the fuck out of this backwards shithole before I start wanting to root a goat and marry my own brother.”

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• “If it has ever been your fantasy to have a tall sexy Viking smothering you, let me tell you it’s nowhere near as much fun as it initially sounds.”

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• “Heller, it's not what it seems."
  "It never is with you."
  "We didn't hurt him. He made fools of us so he could get his own way. Honestly! We're the patsies, not him. We'd never hurt an old man."
  Silence for a while, then a heavy sigh. "It has the unmistakable ring of Matilda-truthiness about it. But still, I've been asked to replace you both on the job and that doesn't reflect well on any of us."
  I groaned in disappointment. "But I was having fun."
  "I don't pay you to have fun."
  "Yeah, well, sometimes it just happens spontaneously.”

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