Gabrielle Tozer Quotes

• “Being a writer is 1% inspiration, 50% perspiration and 49% explaining you're not a millionaire like J.K.Rowling.”

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• “One troll called me ‘Slutty the bush skankaroo’.”

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• “Melons. The girls. Gazongas. I could rattle off every nickname in the world for my boobs – oops nearly forgot jubblies – but it didn’t change the fact they were small.”

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• “When you’re single it can seem like everyone else comes in pairs.”

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• “That anonymous coward is probably forty years old with raging BO and still living in his mum’s granny flat”

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• “Step away from the camembert.”

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• “Oi, doll, ignore him,' said Sia, using a notebook to fan her face. 'Sweet lord, I'm like a human hot-water bottle wrapped in doona in front of a heater at the moment. And did I tell you about the constant farting?”

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• “Tonight I’d love for you all to imagine a world where you don’t have to fake it. Where you can stay true to yourself. Where you can say what you think without worrying about being judged. Where you can just…be. Call me naive, but thats a world I want to live in.”

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• “Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.”

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• “The way he teased me made me feel tingly and giggly, like I’d had champagne for breakfast.”

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• “I look like a lobster, don’t I?”

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• “The letters Y, E and S danced on my tongue and shimmied between my teeth.”

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• “Without even realising or trying, you got me.”

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• “Only our pinkie fingers were laced together, but it was enough to send shudders of electricity through my hand.”

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