“It is a proven historical fact that, in Britain, there is a very strong correlation between the locations of attempted Norse raids in the 7th and 8th Centuries, and the proportion of ginger cats in the feline population. Many have pondered what might have caused this correlation. Some historians have argued that the Vikings came plundering in search of ginger cats, and so struck at those parts of Britain where ginger cats were in abundance. These historians are wrong. Some historians have argued that the Vikings brought ginger cats with them on their raids, to aid in navigation, an early form of Cat Nav. These historians are wrong. Some historians have argued that, as the evidence for an increase in ginger cats is evident, but there is no increase in Norse DNA in the population in question, the Vikings were themselves ginger cats, possibly a race of were-ginger cats. These historians are both wrong and insane.”
“Hasten, oh puss cat, down to the Island. Dragon-prowed ships on the in-flowing tide. The linden-wood shield and the old spear of ash wood Are needed again by the cold-water side. Draw up the shield-wall, with your feline companions Later whenever our story is told, They’ll say that we died guarding what we hold dearest, Land that the cats of the Saxons will hold.”
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