David Burr Gerrard Quotes

• “Thinking, like other drugs, can be a useful distraction from pain, as long as it's managed and doesn't become an addiction.”

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• “That’s what nobody admits about men, how needy they are.”

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• “I'm saying that figuring out what's important in life and how to go about getting it is very difficult. Sometimes you get confused and you get tempted to just let other people make the rules. And some people are really happy to make the rules for other people. Adam Lyons, the man who runs the epiphany machine, is one of those people.”

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• “Maybe Julie, I mean my new Julie, my Jewish Julie, I mean my wife, isn't quite as right for me as the other Julie was. She doesn't challenge me as much, we don't laugh as much, and our sex isn't as good. But this Julie challenges me almost as much, we laugh almost as much, and our sex is...fine. Julie and I might have been a little happier than Julie and I, but Julie and I are still happy.”

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• “Don’t go to the protest. Go out and get laid. Unless you’re going to the protest to get laid.”

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• “The things white men failed to notice would fill the world they had ruined ten thousand times over.”

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• “One way to think about your life is as an extended free fall. An epiphany may help you see better as you fall. Rather than a meaningless blur, you will see rocks and trees and lizards. An epiphany is not a parachute.”

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• “You already know what the machine will write on your arm. That lie you’ve been telling yourself—you know what it is. That blind spot is not really a blind spot—you’re choosing to look away. Perhaps more to the point, you already know whether you want to see it. You already know whether you’re going to use the machine. So why are you still reading this?”

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• “The epiphany machine will not discover anything about you that you do not, in some way, already know. But think for a moment about surprise. What is surprising is never what is revealed but the grace with which it has been hidden.”

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• “She pulled down my pants and boxers in one unbroken movement, an act that felt as abrupt and strange as this entire afternoon, but as soon as she put my penis in her mouth, I was very glad that I had accompanied her home.”

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• “Praising heroes who slay monsters is a writer’s most ancient task.”

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• “Men do everything that men do, from waging war to reading books, for one purpose only: to get laid.”

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• “He says that politics is a waste of time. Politics are? Politics is? Anyway, a waste of time. He says you should focus on your own sexual gratification.”

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• “Subtle! Subtlety is bourgeois. Brecht us that when he popped drama’s cherry. He fucked drama until it stopped being subtle, like a lady, and started being useful, like a whore.”

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• “All across the region the sexual revolution would arrive by tank.”

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• “You could fling open every closet of regret and desire in yourself and the people you loved, and still there would be one closet you missed, and crouched in that closet, never to see the dark of day, would be your most crucial self.”

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• “The problem with freedom is that when people have it, they do what they want to.”

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• “The twentieth will be a short century,” he said. “Either we or the Soviets will launch the missiles before long, and all the lies will be burned away.”

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• “See,” Miranda said, “this is the truth.” Sitting in class one morning, I found her pubic hair in my teeth.”

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• “I was afraid you would deny me three times before your cock grows.”

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• “Don’t you wonder sometimes,” Miranda asked, “whether women have all the power or no power at all?”

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• “I think that we were both wrong. I think that Arthur had sex with his sister to create a short century.”
  “Daddy, what are you talking about?”
  “He was trying to end something, and by ending it start something totally new.”

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• “To talk about something is the first step toward invading it.”

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• “There was too much protection in a drone, protection that was also a denial of one’s own humanity, very much like the protection offered by a burqa.”

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• “Journalists of late seem too eager to change the world in various ways; the point is to describe it, accurately and carefully.”

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