Quotes by Darynda Jones

"Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that.
- T-shirt"
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"That took balls."

"Please," I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two."
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"Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off."
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"My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”

I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.”

After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, “You named your breasts?”

I turned my back to him with a shrug. “I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much."
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"Genius has its limitations.
Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker"
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Books by Darynda Jones

Darynda Jones
  • Darynda Jones

  • Born: in The United States.

  • Description: NYTimes and USA Today Bestselling Author Darynda Jones has won numerous awards for her work, including a prestigious RITA, a Golden Heart, and a Daphne du Maurier, and her books have been translated into 17 languages. As a born storyteller, Darynda grew up spinning tales of dashing damsels and heroes in distress for any unfortunate soul who happened by, certain they went away the better for it. She penned the international bestselling Charley Davidson series and is currently working on several beloved projects, most notably the Sunshine Vicram Mystery Series with St. Martin's Press and the Betwixt and Between Series of paranormal women's fiction. She lives in the Land of Enchantment, also known as New Mexico, with her husband and two beautiful sons, the Mighty, Mighty Jones Boys.

    Click here to read one of the more popular short stories by Darynda called The Monster:
    https://theneverneath.com/2018/02/02/...She can be found at http://www.daryndajones.com

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