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• “I threatened him with bodily harm. He promised to bring me cake for the rest of my life.”

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• “Would it help if I performed an interpretive dance while I said the words?”

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• “all the teachers at this school attack their students? Or are you just a raving bitch?”

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• “Ferrin looked at her like she had two heads. “You don’t want to marry my son?” “Hell. No.” He resumed his seat. “That’s the first sensible thing I’ve heard you say.”

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• “Jaxon gave me a compliment. I was sure there’d be winged pigs up there somewhere.”

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• “Bryn was pretty sure Jaxon would rather do a rendition of “I’m a Little Teapot” while wearing nothing but black socks and a Viking helmet than dance with her.”

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• “Nothing relieves stress like setting things on fire.”

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• “Did her dragon nature make her more violent? She’d never fantasized death for anyone before. Then again, she’d never met someone like Ferrin.”

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• “I like animals more than I like most people. They don't judge you. They're always happy to see you and they act like you're the most wonderful person in the world.”

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• “I turned into the Greenbrier High School parking lot with a singular mission: figure out a way to keep my brothers from chasing off every guy who seemed interested in me.”

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• “She was stuck. Stuck in this weird shape-shifting dragon world where she still didn’t know all the rules. And half the rules she did know were total crap.”

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• “He clasped her right hand between his and stared at her like she was the most beautiful creature in the world. “There’s something about you, something special, something worth fighting for.”

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• “Since he didn’t seem to understand the situation, I felt it my duty to enlighten him. “Wrong. You started this stupid rumor and half the school probably believes it’s true. Now you have to stick around and pretend to be my boyfriend to convince everyone I don’t have sex with random guys. Not to mention the fact that if you’d kept your mouth shut about getting laid, you wouldn’t be in this situation.”
  He raised a brow. “So you’re my punishment?”

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• “He wanted to break up with me in the cafeteria? Fat chance. I leaned toward him and touched his arm in a girlfriend sort of way. “If you planned to stage a public breakup with me, you can forget it.”
  Amusement showed in his hazel eyes. “Think you can stop me?”

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• “Maybe I should put an ad online. Honor student seeks overly self-confident young man for fake relationship. Terms negotiable.”

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• “Bryce looked like a California underwear model. Not that I’d thought about him in his underwear.
  Much.
  He was talking with his friend Nathan. Where Bryce had the whole tan, blond, hazel-eyed thing going on, Nathan was fair with dark hair and dark eyes. They looked like opposite sides of the same coin. A really hot, totally unreachable coin that a collector would keep in a special locked case, which normal girls like myself were not allowed to touch.”

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• “In an unexpected move, Bryce reached for my hand and pulled me to his side. “Play along. We’ll straighten this out later.”
  Good Lord, the school hottie was touching me. It felt like I’d won some sort of geek-girl lottery. And depending on how this played out, Bryce could be the answer to my boyfriend problems. If he wanted me to cover for him, then he needed to help me with my overprotective brothers.”

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• “Sad, but true. Maybe I’ll spill something on him in Foods class, or accidentally stab him with a knife.” And I might have stabbed him, given a chance, but he wasn’t in Foods class.”

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• “My mom says no guy is perfect, you just have to find one that makes you happy seventy percent of the time.” That was an odd equation. “What about the other thirty percent?” “That’s the time you fantasize about hitting him in the head with a frying pan.” I laughed. “So prince charming is a guy you only want to kill a third of the time? That doesn’t sound right.” “No one’s perfect.”

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• “Bryce Colton is telling everyone you hooked up after the bonfire Friday night.”
  “What?” Everyone in the parking lot turned and stared. Okay, maybe I said that a little loud. I hooked my arm through Jane’s and steered her toward the sidewalk.
  “I went to the bonfire with you. Do you remember seeing me naked with Bryce Colton?”
  She pouted and kicked a rock off the sidewalk. “I thought maybe you went back after you dropped me off.”
  “Why do you sound disappointed?”
  “It would be nice if one of us had a sex life."
  I laughed so hard I snorted. That’s one of the reasons I’m best friends with Jane. I never know what she’s going to say.”

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• “With his blond hair, broad shoulders, and perpetual tan,
  Bryce looked like a California underwear model. Not that I’d thought about him in his underwear.
  Much.”

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• “Tell me about his friend."
  
  "Cute, blond, brown eyes, serious expression, looks like he'll grow up to be a lawyer."
  
  "I do love serious boys. They're so much fun to mess with. Maybe I'll tell him I'm thinking about starting a cult."
  
  "You're evil."
  
  "That's why we get along so well.”

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• “..the scenery out the window went up several socioeconomic levels.”

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• “The way Haley had looked at me when she told me to make a choice, and I’d said nothing, had done nothing, just let her walk away… that look was a judgment. She was judging me when she didn’t understand my life.
  
  She could go her way and I’d go mine. It was better this way.”

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• “Not long ago, I would’ve guessed he’d be the type of guy who’d eat overpriced fish eggs to flaunt his wealth.”

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