“It's weird when you hear teachers call each other by their first names. It's like they're friends or something.”
“I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her.”
“On the drive up here, I saw a goose," he says. "A Canada goose. Fred told me they shit something horrible. They migrate between the north and the south, don't they? Like seniors.”
“They're horrible little creatures. All snot and smelly feet and pestering questions.""Then why did you go into teaching?""It was either that or sit at home with Mother all day. I picked the lesser of two evils.”
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