Quotes by Billy Connolly

"When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?"
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"Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on."
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"Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!"
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"A fart is just your arse applauding."
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"Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!"
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Books by Billy Connolly

  • Complicity
  • 12,023 ratings
  • July 1st 1996 by Carlton Books Ltd

    (first published 1993)

  • Poetic Gems
  • 17 ratings
  • August 27th 1992 by Duckworth Publishing

    (first published 1934)

Billy Connolly
  • Billy Connolly

  • Date of birth: November 24, 1942
  • Born: in Glasgow, Scotland.

  • Description: William "Billy" Connolly, Jr., CBE is a Scottish comedian, musician, presenter and actor. He is sometimes known, especially in his native Scotland, by the nickname The Big Yin (The Big One). His first trade, in the early 1960s, was as a welder (specifically a boilermaker) in the Glasgow shipyards, but he gave it up towards the end of the decade to pursue a career as a folk singer in the Humblebums and subsequently as a soloist. In the early 1970s he made the transition from folk-singer with a comedic persona to fully-fledged comedian, a role in which he continues. He also became an actor, and has appeared in such films as Mrs. Brown (1997), for which he was nominated for a BAFTA; The Boondock Saints (1999); The Last Samurai (2003); Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004); and The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008).

    It is as a stand-up comedian that Connolly is best known. His observational comedy is idiosyncratic and often off-the-cuff. He has outraged certain sectors of audiences, critics and the media with his free use of the word "fuck". He has made jokes relating to masturbation, blasphemy, defecation, flatulence, haemorrhoids, sex, his father's illness, his aunts' cruelty and, in the latter stages of his career, old age (specifically his experiences of growing old). In 2007 and again in 2010, he was voted the greatest stand-up comic on Channel 4's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups.

    Connolly has been married to comedian and psychologist Pamela Stephenson since 1989. In the book Billy, and in a December 2008 online interview, Connolly states he was sexually abused by his father between the ages of 10 and 15. He believes this was a result of the Catholic Church not allowing his father to divorce after his mother left the family. Due to this, Connolly has a "deep distrust and dislike of the Catholic church and any other organization that brainwashes people". In a 1999 interview with "The Sunday Herald" Connolly condemned the SNP as "racist" and the new Scottish parliament as a "joke".In November 1998, Connolly was the subject of a two-hour retrospective entitled Billy Connolly: Erect for 30 Years, which included tributes from Judi Dench, Sean Connery, Whoopi Goldberg, Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, and Eddie Izzard.

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